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Disclaimer

In his infinite wisdom, the legislator has requedsted me to publish a disclaimer on this web site:

Address

Hans Franke
Schweigerstr. 6
81541 München

Phone

+49 89 62509250

Email

feedback@satanicmechanic.de

Remarks

Most of the pictures provided here are taken by myself or have been sent to me by the respective owner to use them on this site. There are a few, however, which I found somewhere on the Internet. In case using them here violates any copyright, please let me know and I will remove them.

All the information provided here is for informational purposes only. Altough most of the information here is based on personal experience, I do not assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed.

This site provides links to other sites just for your convenience. I am not responsible for the availability or content of these external sites, nor do I endorse, warrant, or guarantee the products, services, or information described or offered at these other sites.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Colors may, in time, fade. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Don't eat the yellow snow. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV.One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. List was current at time of printing. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Not recommended for children. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

This supersedes all previous notices.

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